Why most people who’s against abortion are people you would not fuck in the first place?
George Carlin

I have a different stance on abortion: I’m against abortion, but for killing babies. That way everyone loses, and I win. I’m neither pro choice, nor pro life; I’m pro you-shutting-the-hell-up.

“Tengo una estancia diferente sobre el aborto: Estoy encontrá del aborto, pero a favor de matar bebes, de esa forma todos pierden, y yo gano. No soy ni pro-choice, ni pro-vida; soy pro-cierra-el-hocico”

Este tipo es un genio.